The Most Badass Stands in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Everyone knows that there are a lot of different bad guys in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, but not all the characters stand out. This article will cover two of my favorite stand users who don’t make an appearance often enough and how they may provide inspiration for game developers entering the blockchain space today.

The “strongest stands in jojo” is a question that has been asked for a long time. The answer is simple: the most badass stands in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure are Dio Brando’s, Jotaro Kujo’s, and Joseph Joestar’s stand powers.

The Most Badass Stands in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Throughout the series, JJBA has a number of awesome Stands.

We’ve fallen in love with a lot of them, but which ones are genuinely the most BA of the bunch?

That’s our objective as we look at the cream of the crop with boss-level Stands in our list. We’re not talking about power-scaling here; we’re measuring badassery as a universal standard.

Anubis is number ten.

Stardust Crusaders (Season) Caravan Serai is the user.

I’m not generally a fan of the possessed weapon cliché, but this one is different.

I was already captivated by the fact that he was an actual Egyptian deity. From there, things only got better.

Possessing humans isn’t all that amazing for Anubis. But the fact that he can scale indefinitely, learning and adapting all the while, makes him a formidable opponent.

And, since it doesn’t matter whether his original owner is still alive or not, this guy may be your lifelong foe, rising in strength with each encounter.

That reminds me of Ronnie James Dio, and anything that reminds me of Ronnie James Dio is instantly badass, so here we are.

White Album (No. 9)

White Album Stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Anime

Golden Wind (season) Ghiaccio is the name of the user.

There are a few things that this Stand has going for it.

To begin with, it is in charge of ice. Which – pun intended – is the textbook definition of cool.

Second, this is one of the few Stands that can really take on the form of a suit.

This really makes it a lot more badass, since the user now looks and behaves like a true villain/hero, rather than just standing there and letting their Stand do all the battling.

Imagine attempting to flee an argument when this guy begins skating down the road after you, freezing everything in his path.

Ebony Devil (number 8)

Stardust Crusaders (Season) Devo the Cursed is the user.

Ebony Devil essentially pays you for being a jerk, which I like.

All you have to do is make someone mad enough to hit you, and their hate for you will become the Stand’s fuel. AKA, all you have to do is create a YouTube prank channel and you can dominate the world.

The real kicker, however, is that this Stand takes over inanimate things, turning an ordinary doll into a Chucky sequel.

Seriously, the way this Stand is shown in the anime is insanely awesome. And I could envision a spin-off involving this guy and his douchey behavior.

Highway Star (number 7)

Highway Star Stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Anime

Diamond is Unbreakable (Season) Yuya Fungami is the user.

The thing I like most about this Stand is how terrified it makes people feel.

I can’t imagine anything worse than hundreds of feet approaching me at 60 km/h (37 mph) as if I were a barrel of raw grapes.

When they start talking about “sucking out your nutrients,” there’s an added fear factor. On top of that, this Stand has the ability to create optical illusions within a room in order to entice you in.

Everything about these powers exudes terror, and I’m here to take advantage of it.

Black Sabbath (No. 6)

Golden Wind (season) Polpo is the user. The Stand Arrow is being rocked by this object, however it’s unclear if it’s a part of the Stand or not.

And, yes, it is already rather alarming.

But even if it isn’t taken into consideration, I like this guy’s design. He has a scary appearance, and the ability to traverse through shadows is both useful and badass.

He also physically sucks your soul out of you. That’s a helluva lot of metal.

Its very name is linked with bravado!

5. The rule of law

Stardust Crusaders (Season) Enya the Hag is the user.

Justice is a fog skeleton that has puppet-like power over the dead and injured.

Is there anything more I can say about it?

Oh, and don’t forget that he can conjure up large-scale illusions (like a whole town) to entice people into his trap.

He can then send swarms of corpses at them — and even enter their wounds to control the damaged bodily part – once he has them in.

Everything about this guy is incredible!

Metallica is number four.

Metallica Stand Screenshot in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Anime

Golden Wind (season) Risotto Nero is the user.

You’re the world’s most badass assassin if you have this Stand, regardless of who you are.

The Stand’s abilities are ludicrous, even if they don’t seem to be all that dangerous (they simply look like expired Minions or something).

You may manufacture scissors in someone’s neck or razors in their eyeball simply by using the iron in their blood. This isn’t a joke.

What chance do you have against something like that?

Even if you defeat him, you’ll always have the knowledge that he was cooler than you.

3. Cream

Stardust Crusaders (Season) Vanilla Ice is the user.

I believe this is another of those Stands that would cause me such awful nightmares that you wouldn’t even have to fight me to win.

Cream is not just one of the most horrifying characters on the show in terms of appearance, but he also possesses a pocket universe in his mouth.

If being devoured and sent to a location where your body will never be recovered isn’t enough, Cream may just start eating himself like a crazy before blackholing you into the shadow world.

Seriously, how did the authors come up with this sleeping monster on the loose?

2. Queen of the Killers

Diamond is Unbreakable (Season) Yoshikage Kira is the user.

Let’s face it: this was a foregone conclusion.

This Stand is by far the most dangerous of all the show’s primary antagonists.

Even if we only look at the design, Killer Queen is a strong contender.

But, in the end, I believe its capabilities seal the deal for me.

It’s amazing to be able to rewind or halt time. But it’s not quite as exciting as turning someone into a bomb and seeing them explode.

That’s not to mention the two other abilities it has, both of which are equally amazing and scary.

He can basically blow you up, follow you about for a lifetime, and then blow you up, or cause great mental pain as you watch your pals blow up. There are plenty excellent choices.